KH
MGR · Member since 2014
Cajun Kev
Kevin Hanna · a.k.a. Future Man
The Most Decorated
“Becomes unlikable during the fantasy season.”
- Ships
- 5
- Years
- 12
- S:Y
- 41.67%
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ZL
MGR · Member since 2012
Dad Dick
Zack Lofton · a.k.a. Mish
The Gifted Choker
“Chokes in the playoffs despite having a huge dick.”
- Ships
- 2
- Years
- 14
- S:Y
- 14.29%
JG
MGR · Member since 2012
JG20
Jake Gibson
The Founding Champion
“Wants you to talk to him first and starts meowing when Mike falls asleep.”
- Ships
- 2
- Years
- 14
- S:Y
- 14.29%
MM
MGR · Member since 2015
Beta Asian
Mike Miao
The Draft Day Ghost
“Checks out after the draft and never makes the playoffs.”
- Ships
- 1
- Years
- 14
- S:Y
- 7.14%
RM
MGR · Member since 2012
Big Rich
Richard Martin · a.k.a. Richie
The Decade Storm
“Turns us all into his mijos for one season each decade.”
- Ships
- 1
- Years
- 14
- S:Y
- 7.14%
AK
MGR · Member since 2012
Krook
Austin Kurtz
The Repeat Offender
“Gets caught cheating every couple years.”
- Ships
- 1
- Years
- 14
- S:Y
- 7.14%
SA
MGR · Member since 2012
Snake
Sean Amir
The Snake
“Spends way too much time on this to have only 1 ship.”
- Ships
- 1
- Years
- 14
- S:Y
- 7.14%
JL
MGR · Member since 2014
Queefs
Jared Levidow
The Scout
“Finds the best nudes and rookie WRs, and sucker punches homeless people.”
- Ships
- 1
- Years
- 11
- S:Y
- 9.09%
PF
MGR · Member since 2012
CJ MckLucthin
Patrick Foley
The Ringless Philosopher
“Makes up team names that none of us understand and gets fleeced by Krook.”
- Ships
- 0
- Years
- 14
- S:Y
- 0%
B
MGR · Member since 2015
B K
Bryan
The Conspiracy Board
“Believes in all conspiracy theories on and off the field, and is a professional voice actor.”
- Ships
- 0
- Years
- 6
- S:Y
- 0%