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●  RECORD BOOK · MODERN ERA · LEAGUE TYCOON

THE RECORD BOOK

The league migrated from ESPN to League Tycoon for the 2023 season. Three full seasons (2023, 2024, 2025) of detailed records on file. ESPN-era box scores aren't archived; the championship history is.

EST. 20233 seasons on file42 reg-season games per franchise

●  HALL OF FLAME · TOP 25 SINGLE-WEEK SCORES

BIGGEST WEEKS ON FILE

Modern-era single-week point totals, ranked. Team-name column is whatever the manager was running that week — these change a lot.

  1. 01

    217.2

    Team Dad Dick · Zack

    2025
    Wk 15
  2. 02

    216.8

    Amon Ra St. Gibson · Jake

    2024
    Wk 11
  3. 03

    193.6

    Dick Nixon · Patrick

    2023
    Wk 4
  4. 04

    192.6

    Team 9 · Mike

    2023
    Wk 3
  5. 05

    192.2

    Missean Impossible · Sean

    2024
    Wk 14
  6. 06

    192.2

    Cajuns · Kevin

    2025
    Wk 12
  7. 07

    188.5

    Cajuns · Kevin

    2025
    Wk 9
  8. 08

    188

    Krook · Austin

    2023
    Wk 13
  9. 09

    187.7

    Team Dad Dick · Zack

    2024
    Wk 14
  10. 10

    185.1

    Christian MyCalfHurts · Jake

    2025
    Wk 4
  11. 11

    184.9

    Comeback Kev · Kevin

    2024
    Wk 10
  12. 12

    184.2

    Sss Sss Kimani Vidal 🐍 · Sean

    2025
    Wk 6
  13. 13

    183.9

    Obi-Wan Jakeobi · Jake

    2025
    Wk 16
  14. 14

    183.4

    Cajuns · Kevin

    2025
    Wk 6
  15. 15

    183.1

    Missean Impossible · Sean

    2023
    Wk 12
  16. 16

    182.9

    BUCK-EES · Sean

    2025
    Wk 5
  17. 17

    182.7

    King Kev 5x🏆 · Kevin

    2025
    Wk 17
  18. 18

    182.2

    Krook · Austin

    2023
    Wk 10
  19. 19

    182.1

    Comeback Kev · Kevin

    2024
    Wk 5
  20. 20

    181

    Team 9 · Mike

    2023
    Wk 17
  21. 21

    180.8

    Missean Impossible · Sean

    2024
    Wk 7
  22. 22

    179.5

    Cajuns · Kevin

    2025
    Wk 16
  23. 23

    179.3

    Comeback Kev · Kevin

    2024
    Wk 14
  24. 24

    177.4

    Drew Peasack · Jake

    2024
    Wk 4
  25. 25

    177.4

    Hot Snakes · Sean

    2025
    Wk 7

●  NOTABLE RECORDS · MODERN ERA

THE HEADLINES

Curated highlights from three seasons of regular-season, playoff, and weekly data.

Best Single-Week Score

217.2

Team Dad Dick (Zack)

2025 · Week 15 · Playoff Round 1

Best Regular-Season Record

11-3-0

Cajun Kev (Kevin)

2025 — first 11-win season in the modern era

Highest Single-Season Avg PF

151.5

Cajun Kev (Kevin)

2025 · 2,121.5 PF / 14 games

All-Time Wins Leader

27

Krook (Austin)

Modern era · zero playoff wins to show for it

Best Playoff Win Rate

75%

Team 9 (Mike)

Modern era · 3 wins, 1 loss

Most Playoff Wins

5

Cajun Kev (Kevin)

Modern era · 71% win rate (5-2)

Highest Playoff Avg PF

161.2

Obi-Wan Jakeobi (Jake)

Modern era · 2-2 in playoff appearances

Lowest Single-Season PF

1,433.3

Tuddy Nuns

2025 · 4-10 record, 102.4 PF/game

Worst Record

3-11-0

TBD (Patrick)

2025 · league-low 1,446.3 PF

●  ALL-TIME · REGULAR SEASON

REGULAR SEASON LEDGER

42 games per franchise across three modern-era seasons. Krook leads in wins; Cajun Kev leads in average points per game.

  1. 01

    Krook

    Austin (Krook)

    27-15
    64% · 138.7
  2. 02

    Cajun Kev

    Kevin (Cajun Kev)

    25-17
    59% · 142.4
  3. 03

    TDD

    Zack (Dad Dick)

    24-17-1
    58% · 132.8
  4. 04

    Team 9

    Mike (Beta Asian)

    21-20-1
    51% · 127.5
  5. 05

    Hot Snakes

    Sean (Snake)

    21-21
    50% · 138.1
  6. 06

    Obi-Wan Jakeobi

    Jake (JG20)

    21-21
    50% · 136.9
  7. 07

    Tuddy Nuns

    Manager TBD

    20-22
    47% · 122.5
  8. 08

    QUEEFS

    Jared (Queefs)

    17-25
    40% · 121.8
  9. 09

    Projext Four Toe Six Nine

    Richard (Big Rich)

    17-25
    40% · 117.1
  10. 10

    TBD

    Patrick (CJ MckLucthin)

    16-26
    38% · 116.6

●  ALL-TIME · PLAYOFFS

POSTSEASON LEDGER

Modern-era playoff appearances. Cajun Kev leads in wins (5); Team 9 leads in win rate (75%); Krook is 0-2 despite the best regular-season record.

  1. 01

    Cajun Kev

    Kevin (Cajun Kev)

    5-2
    71% · 148.3
  2. 02

    Team 9

    Mike (Beta Asian)

    3-1
    75% · 155.7
  3. 03

    TDD

    Zack (Dad Dick)

    2-1
    66% · 159.0
  4. 04

    Obi-Wan Jakeobi

    Jake (JG20)

    2-2
    50% · 161.2
  5. 05

    Hot Snakes

    Sean (Snake)

    2-2
    50% · 140.1
  6. 06

    Tuddy Nuns

    Manager TBD

    1-2
    33% · 135.4
  7. 07

    Krook

    Austin (Krook)

    0-2
    0% · 128.9
  8. 08

    TBD

    Patrick (CJ MckLucthin)

    0-1
    0% · 103.9
  9. 09

    QUEEFS

    Jared (Queefs)

    0-1
    0% · 102.3
  10. 10

    Projext Four Toe Six Nine

    Richard (Big Rich)

    0-1
    0% · 98.9