Draft Weekend

● DRAFT WEEKEND · LEAGUE CALENDAR

The single most important annual gathering of the No Bitchassne$$ Fantasy Football League. Cities rotate; the spirit doesn't.

● 2026 SEASON · OFFICIAL CALENDAR

Confirmed

Rookie Draft

Locked

Wed · July 15, 2026

Format and time confirmed via league office.

Free Agency Draft

Locked

Fri · August 28, 2026

The annual free-for-all. Bring your full salary cap.

Draft Location

Pending

To Be Announced

Host city and Airbnb still under negotiation. Bitchass Absence Fees become due once locked.

Calendar Notes

Bitchass Absence Fee ($150 per Article VI) is owed two weeks before the live draft once the host city is announced. Get your travel locked.
Empty roster spots from the Rookie Draft must be filled within one week or the CJ MckLucthin Rule applies (Article VII).
Host city candidates can be submitted to the commissioner. Last-place finisher gets first say per league tradition.

● DRAFT WEEKEND · PHOTO ARCHIVE

FROM THE VAULT

Golf rounds, dinners, road trips, late nights, travel days. The visual record of draft weekends past — receipts to remind everyone exactly who was there.

On the green. Mountain country. Eight on the tee box.

Late at the table. Wine down to the dregs.

Swipe the wall

● MOST RECENT ON FILE · 2023

AUSTIN, TX

The 2023 draft weekend remains the most-documented gathering in the archive. Detailed itineraries for 2024 and 2025 will be added as receipts surface.

Trip Details

Dates: Aug 18–20, 2023
City: Austin, Texas
Draft Times: Aug 18–19 · 3pm – 11pm
Champion: Mike — 'Beta Asian'

Itinerary

Friday · 12–3pm
The boys arrive in Austin with clear eyes and full hearts. Lunch and check-in at the Airbnb.
Friday · 3pm – 11pm
Day one of the draft.
Friday · evening
Dinner — preferably BBQ. Bars. Memories. Bedtime: meow like kittens.
Saturday · morning
Boat day on Lake Austin (organized by Zack).
Saturday · afternoon
Day two of the draft.