Founded in 2012, NBAFFL is the official digital home of a 15-year fantasy football institution spanning Australia, Texas, the Bay Area, and years of friendship, punishment, bad trades, draft weekends, championships, scandals, and no bitchassness.
15 Years. 10 Managers. One League. No Bitchassne$$.
Reigning Champion · Last Confirmed
Kevin Hanna
“Cajun Kev” · 2025
Seasons Played
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Champions Crowned
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Roster of Record
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Top Manager S:Y
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● SECTION 02 · THIS SEASON
Live standings, panic meters, and fraud watch will populate here once the season reopens. Until then: cold-storage offseason mode.
Standings
Pending KickoffFeed wires in when ESPN sync goes live.
Panic Meter
OffseasonLeague-wide volatility index. Updates weekly during the season. Sean's personal meter runs hot year-round.
Fraud Watch
Live · WeeklyRanks managers most likely to be exposed in the next four weeks. Compiled from roster moves, group-chat tone, and trade attempts.
Subject A
Subject B
Subject C
Feed reactivates Week 1 · Names redacted offseason.
Commissioner's Notice Board
StableBitchass Absence Fees due no later than two weeks prior to draft weekend.
Article VI · $150 fee
Week Low publication deadline reminder: midnight Wednesday after week close.
Article X · League Note
One pre-2023 championship year remains open in the constitutional record. See Hall of Champions for status.
Records · TBC
● SECTION 03 · HALL OF CHAMPIONS · FEATURED
The reigning champion of record. Five rings, twelve seasons, one ship-to-year ratio that rewrote the league's expectations.
NBAFFL · Champion of Record
2025
Kevin Hanna
Five Rings · The Dynasty
Champion Dossier
ConfirmedKevin Hanna
“Cajun Kev” · The Most Decorated
The most decorated manager in league history and, according to league sources, completely intolerable during football season.
Cajun Kev def. Obi-Wan Jakeobi · Championship · Week 17
182.7—142.5
11-3-0 regular season · #1 seed · 2,121.5 PF · MPF 2,415.4
Kevin's fifth ring on file — the championship that makes the dynasty the league's permanent record.
● SECTION 05 · HALL OF SHAME · FEATURED CASE
The Hall of Shame archives every choke, fleece, and catastrophic decision. Cases populate as the commissioner reviews and rules.
In the matter of
A foundational scandal — the kind every long-running league quietly memorializes — is awaiting commissioner review and group-chat evidence intake. The Hall of Shame is being unsealed, one case at a time.
● SECTION 04 · ROSTER OF RECORD
Every member of the league, on file. Tap a card for the full dossier — scouting report, trophy case, rivalries, and roast mode.
Swipe roster
● SECTION 06 · THE ARCHIVE
Draft weekends, dinners, road trips, golf rounds, travel days. The brotherhood, in chronological disrepair.
№ 001 · Archive
On the green. Mountain country. Eight on the tee box.
№ 002 · Archive
Late at the table. Wine down to the dregs.
№ 003 · Archive
Convoy rolling. Backwards hats only.
№ 004 · Archive
High Noon. Late nights.
№ 005 · Archive
Martinis under the indigo lights.
№ 006 · Archive
Travel day. Cabin pressure rising.
Swipe the wall
№ 001 · Archive
On the green. Mountain country. Eight on the tee box.
№ 003 · Archive
Convoy rolling. Backwards hats only.
№ 004 · Archive
High Noon. Late nights.
№ 005 · Archive
Martinis under the indigo lights.
№ 002 · Archive
Late at the table. Wine down to the dregs.
№ 006 · Archive
Travel day. Cabin pressure rising.
● SECTION 06 · LEAGUE HISTORY
A condensed timeline of league-defining moments. Full archive — every championship, every draft city, every constitutional amendment — opens on the History page.
2012
Founded
The league is formed by the founding seven managers. Jake Gibson takes the inaugural title.
2014
Expansion
Kevin and Jared join the league. Jake claims his second championship.
2015
Future Man's First Ring
Kevin Hanna wins his first championship, the start of the most decorated manager's run.
2018
Back-to-Back Hanna
Kevin captures titles in 2018 and 2019, opening the door to dynasty status.
2020
Constitution Adopted
The official NBAFFL Constitution is ratified on July 30, 2020.
2022
Hanna IV
Kevin's fourth confirmed title cements the dynasty.
2023
Draft Day Ghost Wins
Mike captures the league's most unexpected ring. August 18–20: draft weekend in Austin, TX.
2024
Zack Returns
Eight years after his first, Zack claims a second ring — the longest gap-to-redemption in league history.
2025
Hanna V
Kevin's fifth ring on file. The dynasty is official; the constitutional record now matches the leaderboard.
● SECTION 07 · CONSTITUTIONAL RECORD
Adopted July 30, 2020. Articles I–XI plus Appendices A & B in force. The full Constitution is preserved on the Constitution page; this is today's quoted authority.
Article VII · Roster Management
Empty roster spots must be filled within one week. Miss the window and the Commissioner picks the highest-projected available player on your behalf — and may add a penalty for good measure.
“Empty roster spots must be filled within one week. If a Manager fails to fill an empty roster spot within one week, the Commissioner shall add the highest projected player to that Manager's Club, and may further penalize the Manager.”