Manager · Member since 2012 · Founding Member

Dad Dick

Zack Lofton · a.k.a. Mish

The Gifted Choker

● DOSSIER · SCOUTING REPORT

ON THE RECORD

League Office Tagline

Built for regular-season intimidation, haunted by playoff inevitability.

Legacy Roast · Preserved Verbatim

“Chokes in the playoffs despite having a huge dick.”

Source · Original NBAFFL Members page (Google Sites era)

Championship Ledger

2rings

Multi-time champion. Pennants hang in the rafters.

● CHAMPIONSHIP BANNERS

Zack's confirmed championship years on file. Pulled from the Hall of Champions.

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